Throw Some D's on That Bitch

ily.

mmk, so it was easter

and we had a barbeque

and there was this dip

so i was like 'um. is there meat in this?'

and the woman that brought it was like 'no'

so i was like 'ok, coolness'

and i got a chip and put dip an it and ate it

and you know what?

There was meat in it.

LOL.

THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR EATING 9384 POUNDS OF CHOCOLATE TO CELEBRATE THE DEATH OF SOMEONE I DON'T BELIEVE IN.