So Fuck Him and Fuck You Too.

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

We're gonna have a problem here..Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the doorand started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
"Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who,"
"Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose"
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?"
We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

[Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)]
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

[Eminem]
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me"
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durstand hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit itbetter than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirtyI'll be the only person in the nursin home flirtingPinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

[Chorus 4X]

[Eminem]
Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up

I don't knw why i even bother posting in here anymore.
I have nothing to say.
Nothing to be bitchy about.

eh. life's so boring sometimes.

Tomorrow's May.
The year's going by wierdly fast.
I guess i must be having fun
Even if i moan about things 95% of the time.

it annoys the shit out of me when people don't use proper words on MSN
HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO TYPE 'YOU' INSTEAD OF 'U'?
people that do that are gunna be fucked later in life.
and talking to peope like that make me feel like i've lost 10 IQ points.

Colorado is square.
i find that so wierd.

MY Boylollipop

;)

I got my period.
so, I suppose you're not stressing me out anymore.

lolz @ choo.
step it up girlies!

but yeah. I kind of liked not getting it every month
because it's a pain in the fucking uterus.
like, ferrealz.

Mm. I see no mean-ness here.

good thing i don't get killer cramps.
or else i would have to buy a dartboard and put your picture on it. exceptnotreallycuziwouldn'tgothatfar.

bahahah. I was just joking. I would actually do that.

I thought it was hilarious when you told Kaylyn that you talked to me in Geography.
who were you trying to kid?
She knows you hate me I know you hate me.
So, you don't have to pretend like you don't honey.

Am I calling you a bitch? um. no.
Am I saying anything about you?
no again.
It's just my opinion on that conversation you guys had on the stairs.

Also, I hear that you don't like my attitude.
well, sorry if i find it mean that people pick on Nick.
mmk? and sorry if i'm a bitch.
I can't help it.
;)

I CALL MYSELF A BITCH IN THAT.
how the hell can you classify this as me writing shit about you?
And I'm sorry if I stood up for Nick
But I'm pretty sure if you were in his shoes you'd want me to do the same for you.

Also, It was a nice touch that day I was reading with Kaylyn and you called her over like a dog.
I mean, you could atleast TRY to make your efforts a bit more sneaky.
Especially if your gunna be all nicey-nicey to my face.
You know, that really does annoy me.
I mean, you could altealst let me know that you hated me.
because it kinda sucks to have to find it out through other people.

all truenss.
no mean-ness.

so, When we come back from easter brake I dare you to confront me about my blog.
because I know you said that you were going to.
and I dare you to tell me that you don't like me.
and why too. because i'm curious.
Is it because of the Cuba thing?
i was in my fucking bra.
how the hell did you manage to take me seriously?
And nice how Danya had to jump in and call me like 'GOD ALLY ANYA'S CRYING AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT'

EL OH EL BABY.

HAVE I CALLED YOU A BITCH IN THIS POST?
no.
I've called myself a bitch in this.
so how do you classify this as me writing shit about you?


You Added me on Myspace.
I find that really interesting.

Hawt New Vids

http://youtube.com/profile?user=allyllama

Starring Jason the Alicroc from math class.
he's pretty cool


yeah.
the end.

And your slow shaking fingertips show that you're scared like me

I wish I had a way with words.
I feel like writing a poem
or maybe a song?

I admire lyricists.
They're amazing.

42 minute phone call.

That was pretty intense
My ear is all red now.

"Well then it would be a love rohmbus"
Seth Cohen is amazing and a half.

wow. what a pointless post.

It's been a while since we last spoke

This is gunna sound like a bad joke
bug blogger I forgot about you.

=/
oops.

okie dokie.
here are the highlights of the last little while

- The cum stopwatch
- I started watching the OC
- I fell in love with Sanjaya (not really, but he was my favorite)
- Sanjaya was voted off
- I started re-reading Harry Potter
- I'm missing Mario Kart like woah.

That's all I can really think of.
I bought school supplies today.
I finally bought that stupid scientific calculator Mrs. Wheeton is always on about

Happy Earth Day.

oh. and i forgot to buy purple pens today.
damn.